He’s a molybdenum mine heir that purposely blew up the mine in protest of nationalization. He then made passionate, purposeful love to an aviation heiress in a pile of stock-ticker tape.

Bernie has also proven on numerous occasions that you can outspend your opponent and still lose. Which was the case for him not long ago when he outspent Hillary and lost multiple times.

How is this either a “major upset” or at all “unexpected”? Clinton didn’t contest Indiana, didn’t spend a cent on ads or any time there while Bernie was pouring in millions, even in the past few days her surrogates clearly said they didn’t really expect to win it, polls or no.

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

So 4 to 1 odds her ex is her brother or cousin?

I would totally watch that show.

Her junior partner:

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.

A small town? A series of inexplicable murders?

I don’t know why that guy in the dog crate made me laugh so hard but I died.

More importantly, HOW WOULD A DOG WEAR THIS, through two legs or all four?

I’ll wear it if that price includes a surgical breast lift. Otherwise LOL NOPE.

Oh sure, I use work meetings as my excuses and what do I get? Just a call from HR dammit. That's discrimination!

It’s not her support of Bernie Sanders that makes me question her feminism, but the fact that she chooses to define Clinton by her relationship to her father and her husband, rather than any actual merits or her own accomplishments.

Can all of these people who want a female president, just not this one please give me five viable alternatives with the public service and foreign policy experience of Hillary Clinton we can run in 2020?

It’s a sadistic way of reinforcing the myth that women- and indeed infants with no chance at life- should prove the sanctity of life through unimaginable suffering.

It’s God’s plan that a mother who delivers an unhealthy baby be punished as harshly as possible.

I once ditched a boring ass Mormon wedding and drove 2 hours to a punk rock show bc I wanted to bang the guitarist. I did, in fact, bang him. And 10 years later I married the drummer.