My locker room talk consists of utter silence and a vague sense of shame.

What about Cary Grant? Or Lou Grant? They were also absent.

Wow. My son’s middle name is a surname that you’d never ever want to call a kid by because it was his dad’s and granddad’s and great-granddad’s middle name, and his great-great-grandmother’s maiden name. My brother’s is also a surname for similar reasons. Using a family name/conglomeration of family names in the…

Yeah, stupid Hillary with her research and planning and policy and basically knowing all of her shit. It’s almost like there’s a ephemeral reason why she needs to always come off prepared and not wing it like the rest of the people in the election.

He’s from Brooklyn and was meeting with The Daily News not the San Diego Union-Tribune. This is the kind of “Man of the people” v. “Out-of-touch Elitist” question they often ask.

They are excoriating him for it because he demonstrated that he lacked basic knowledge on a topic he talks about constantly. He isn’t wrong about how the system is fucked, but it is a problem that he has zero interest in figuring out how to fix it beyond giving speeches. I like the guy, but this is a serious flaw of…

I recently read his tuition-free college plan and it’s crazy how it assumes that states will happily depend on Wall Street success in order to fund their universities (God forbid that economic downturns will happen).

So this is what it looks like when journalists finally start vetting Sanders, huh?

Dude’s so goddamn vague about everything. I swear to god, I’ve seen a couple of speeches where he was actually more eloquent and informed about things. Is he trying to make it this generalised to keep up the whole optimistic “revolution” momentum going or what?

Guys imagine if HRC had said something about fucking subway tokens.

My first thought was “hospital gown.”

See, to me, at least in the top photo, she looks like a hospital patient. I’m sure the dress cost an orange arm and a leg though.

Ben makes it look like the flight attendants left the drink cart unattended in all the confusion.

@Guillermo: One of the worst feelings is when you’re the one who picked the movie and everybody is obviously hating it. Sighing and squirming and giving you in the dark side eye.

Super Trouper by ABBA is the only song I listen to

At first I was having doubts that anyone would have sex with Ted Cruz, but I trust your cat. No cat with hat game that strong would lie.

I can’t even get tickets to Hamilton in my dreams.

I dismiss pretty much anyone’s opinion as soon as I see the use of “PC”. I no longer have any interest in what that person has to say because it indicates to me that they care less about actual human beings than about not being able to say whatever they want without criticism.

It is awesome that she is speaking out on this when she knows she is going to get some disgusting MRAs trolling her. Also, he is fucking abhorrent and I hope he faces actual justice in the upcoming trial.

Since this is Vitals, I’d like to inform would-be swimmers that water is the number one cause of drowning in people who swim.