How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

SAMANTHA BEE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE DAILY SHOW. If she wanted it. Maybe she prefers a weekly show?

Samantha Bee is a gorram national treasure. TBS needs to free up the show so it can go to HBO, where for one hour a week Oliver and Bee can make us laugh, tell us what’s fucked up, and how to fix it. A Samantha Bee/John Oliver hour would certainly help us all survive President Drumpf.

I suspect none of you lot were alive in the 80s. Diana and arse-chin! Fergie and the toe-sucking! Princess Grace letting Stephanie drive (allegedly) and plunging off a cliff to her death! Royals were much more interesting back in the day.

I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

Omg, yes! why is that little girl literally chained into that stroller??? wtf is this ad?

Secret Sanders is the worst holiday tradition ever.

I’d invite you to my Facebook feed, where super-moms chat AT LENGTH about the wraps they have for baby-wearing. They also discuss the horrifying monsters who put their babies in cribs, which is exactly what Hitler would have done if Hitler were a terrible mother and not a dictator.

If I ever have a kid, forget sleep training, they’ll be crate-trained by 12 weeks.

I don’t mind people saying things like that jokingly, but otherwise it feels like benevolent sexism. We need equality, not to be put on pedestals.

Duh, the real criminals here are the parents who dared to look away for a second. I’ve also been told by about a MILLION people on another thread that helicopter parents, not guns, are to blame for the UCLA student who killed their professor, then themselves. Don’t watch your kids close enough? Burn the witch! Watch…

What about the part where he was dragging the baby in the water by it’s leg?

“I never said six!”

Jennifer Ehle is the one true Lizzie Bennet, thankyouverymuch.

The more you travel, the more you see that racism is much worse in most parts of the world. The US is a racial utopia compared to Japan, Korea, China, Italy, middle east, many places in South America, etc. They are simply not bound by our social conventions and taboos.

You are a treasure.

I get the feeling that Obama could run into a burning building and singlehandedly rescue an entire Lamaze class full of women and fetuses, plus a basket full of adorable puppies, and certain people would still find something to criticize about it.

i’ve always assumed every angry comment on the internet was written by a committee of three middle-aged men.

I’ve always found the idea that a group of men could keep anything secret a dubious proposition. After all, they will not fucking shut up about that Fight Club thing.