I dig it too. It’s both classic and sleazy, just the right balance.

She looks like a Vegas lounge lizard - I kind of love it although that probably wasn’t the look she was going for.

So brave. So moving.

I’m picturing it in slow-motion, set to Barber’s “Adagio for Strings.” It is wonderful.

Per your handle and photo post - I have to share a fabulous story. (Well actually not that fabulous but it gave me the giggles all day). I’ve been sick and one of the nurses in the GI clinic is fabulously flamboyant gay man. We’ve gotten to be pals, so I refer to him as “Student Nurse McFarland” and he refers to me as…

Also — friendly reminder to dismiss the MRA trolls, people. Anyone who disagrees with the notion that cheerleaders should be paid A SHIT TON? Sure, we can discuss the finer points of what the job requires vs what it’s worth, remuneration-wise. But all you jackholes who’re saying “LOL DANCIN’ WHORES DESERVE NOTHING”?…

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

Yeah, but then he’s going to want a glass of milk to go with it, and exhausting shenanigans ensue. We all know this story.

I'm just a mom of a 4 year old and another one on the way but dude... She needs to chill on the food. I ran residence halls in college and grad school and these micromanaged kids went nuts with the first taste of freedom. Some chocolate isn't going to kill them. Let the kid have a stupid cookie.

Just watched the clip. That was...amazingly offensive. And, every guy in blackface is a doctor! SMH.

As a teacher, I’m not going to say there aren’t asshole teachers out there, but true bullying can be REALLY FUCKING HARD to recognize from our point of view. We don’t know the backstory, we’re usually overwhelmed with the academic side of things to the point where we feel like we don’t have time for the social side…

The only thing that pisses off people more than a fat woman is a fat woman who doesn’t properly hate herself for being fat.

It’s amazing how they never see the correlation. “I’m oppressed because none of these stuck-up feminazi bitches will fuck me! And Jennifer Lawrence is a fat, ugly whore who I wouldn’t fuck with someone else’s dick!”

Whenever I try some on I’m like “Why do I look like the Joker with liver failure and a mustache?”

They’re all just waiting for the Supermodel delivery that they’ve convinced themselves that they deserve. Any day now, an army of Victoria’s Secret angels will be dropped off at their doorsteps, and they will claim what is their due. Until then, it is the Cheeto-dusted, cramped-hand, incel waiting game behind their…

I was looking at shirtless pictures of Henry Cavill on Tumblr and somehow an entire port wine cheese ball ended up in my stomach, adding a full 20 lbs to me.

One time as I walked down the street, this frantic frizzy lady called out “OH LOOK, another FAT fucking FEMINIST”. At first I was shocked and kinda upset, but then amazed because I realized I’d never been described more accurately... and by a stranger no less! She could obviously see I was fat, but how did she know…

That lipstick does look great. I’m totally jealous of people with the skin tones to pull off dark red lipstick.

I’m tired and read that as derivative ass ducks.

Hey Editorial, can we edit that “freelance” part out of her bio and get her a job around these parts?