Harris isn’t single. She got married in 2014 to Douglass Emhoff 

YUP! And this part made me throw up a little bit.

I really don’t care. Do u?

She spent hours each day consuming the television coverage

“I see now that that did not work, but I won’t change it”

Is it that I’m paying more attention, or is men’s red carpet fashion finally getting more creative? I feel like more and more dudes are pushing themselves beyond the black and white well cut tux, and I’m here for it.

Yaaaay, fashion!  There’s not a ton to say here, but Shangie’s dress is divine and I’d get married in that shit. 

I think Mullally is perfect and should host more award shows generally. I’d watch. Two weeks ago she was on The Bachelor, for reasons I still don’t totally get, but it’d be great if they could bring her back every week.

I don’t know who is the worst between The Game and Cyrus boy.

It’s vile and disgusting is what it is. As if that sex act itself is degrading, which it’s not, with consenting and of age people.

“I held Kim Kardashian by the throat, n****. I made her swallow my kids until she choked, n****.”

Sperm =/= kids. Just sperm can’t make children, a woman’s uterus is not a plant pot where men plant their seeds to grow babies. You need an egg too. Congratulations on sounding misogynistic, petty, desperate for attention AND uneducated, “Game”

You just know that bullshit therapy wasn’t cheap. The only blessings he and his wife got from it was a nice bank account provided by desperate parents and lost adults.  Fuck them both.

1. Anyone who ever saw an interview of him knew that he was gayer than a Christmas tree full of monkeys and was fooling no one.

Jesus, that is some next-level denial. 

Finally! An answer to; Why Do These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? 

Celine Dion crying at Valentino’s fashion show is my look for 2019.

Neither can I, especially not if Alexis Bledel is still playing Rory. Now, had Liza Weil had gotten to be Rory (supposedly that’s who she auditioned to play), I could believe Mädchen Amick as her mother.

Mädchen Amick would have been such an awesome Carrie. She’d still have been self-absorbed bitch but intentionally and in a fun way.

“Come on sonny, give him a good ol’ handsy!”