I do think he’s hot... I think... but I also think that what’s off about him is how perfectly manicured he always is. He’s like Hot R&Bot 2k18.

He’s SUCH a thirsty dork.

Excuse you but where is Hot Duck? Hot Duck lives for the attention and has practically taken over NYC all while pretending he doesn’t care.

Dear Offset and every other guy who either dumped a woman or mistreated a woman enough to run her off,

Funny how worried he is about disrespecting a man, but he has no problem doing far worse to women.

Wow, I feel like I should have an Ariana Grande bucks you up tape or something.

Ariana’s speech was really touching. Some highlights:

Dude is using an MLK quote to make himself feel better about being an asshole and getting justifiably kicked around for refusing to apologize? As if that’s what MLK intended when he said that quote. Boy, bye. 

It’s been two days, so can we safely assume that y’all are just not gonna mention the fact that Lena Dunham confessed to lying in order to discredit an underage black rape victim. 

People who couldn’t explain archeology if humanity depended on it demand capitalist circus most go on, origins of mankind be damned.

^THIS. And she nails that at the end of the monologue. The link is WORTH IT.

Absolutely true. Also applies to white people and racism.

So frustrating that the two opposing viewpoints here seem to be “how do we best preserve and protect this important archaeological site, as to which much is still unknown” vs. “how do we best monetize the big rocks that tourists love to stare at?”  And the second one wins because the people who hold that viewpoint are…

One day he may get a funeral of his own, but not today!

While I think sex addiction is real, celebrities definitely ran that into the ground. 

It is amazing how men like Offset have managed to convince society they are helpless sex addicts, always at the mercy of their genitals. What a scam. It is just contempt. They feel entitled to getting their every whim fulfilled with utter disregard for their partners and children. They don’t give a shit. That’s all.

I hope you have had them all framed in tasteful black oak, to have as a surprise display on your coffin at your funeral.

He was really, really good in Call Me By Your Name. And he’s pretty self deprecating. I’ll save my scorn for more deserving targets (LEO).