IDK who he is either, but she wore pink and it was lovely!

This would have been something.

Kardashian appeared to have made infant daughter Chicago’s head smaller before posting her pic

What does a court have to do with anything? Just read one (unbiased) article about the murder. Look at the forensic facts. She is 100% innocent.

Counterpoint: This is a shitty, anti-intellectual, anti-literary hot take. Hats off to anybody out there who is like, “Nope, I am not an entrepreneur, not a web developer, not an app-anything. I am a writer — specifically, a poet.” (And no, I am not a poet. I am a librarian, and thank god for poets.)

What’s eyeroll-worthy about being a poet?

Amanda Knox, a tabloid fixture mostly known for being part of the worst semester abroad of all time...

The only people losing their minds over that video are people who have clearly either never heard of Jill Scott or never really listened to her. She’s been singing about nasty sex acts for years. Stop being so uptight and prudish people. Sexy R&B is meant to be sexy. 

Very good and strange beef.

To be honest since Viola was two days into a cleanse it was probably less a run-in with her niece and more her niece called to say she will be running late or something small like that and Viola’s hunger made her irrationally angry.

I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

Maybe Rob shouldn't have posted all that revenge porn type shit on Instagram? Also, why didn't the sock brand have it's own dedicated social media channels? 

He should put a sock in it. *studio audience cheers*

That trailer was so excellent I watched it twice! Danielle Macdonald is GORGEOUS. I’m pretty generous with the Netflix movies I’ll try out since it’s free (yes yes I pay monthly but compared to a redbox or Amazon prime rental that doesn’t count) but I am actually looking forward to this one now. 

MBJ: I don’t only date white women.

i think she’s not mocking britney but feeling that she needs to jam out because everything is fucked.  i kind of am down with it. ;) 

I see Romany with a dash of Jeff Goldblum. Anyone else?

Juliette, I love you, but what is happening? Is a Thetan trying to bust out? Can you not heed previous pleas and leave Britney alone?  I need to know.