Honored to turn 30 in the same year of our lord, the only good celebrity, the most ethereally beautiful and fucking badass, Rih.

Elio is 17 in the book, Oliver is 24.

Yessss I never read about Winchester without imagining this story. Moore’s Swamp Thing is unbelievable. And the ART! Guess I need to go reread it an eleventh time.

Not to be micturated upon.

Why, I (semi)publicly urinated just this very weekend! Three cheers for Stephen Dorff!

I mean think there’s probably some sand in there. Everything I own has sand in it. I don’t live near a beach.

Oh, oh! Let’s all play Whats In My Bag:

Oh my fucking fuck THANK YOU. I cannot convince my thick/curly haired friends of this. They’re all convinced it would get better if I tried it for a few months. So I did. Nothing has changed and I’m still a greaseball. Good to know I’m not alone.

Shania HATES chicken salad

I know Dave Matthews Band gets a lot of shit, but Dave lives in my neighborhood and I’ll be damned if he isn’t really fucking pleasant. I also saw him at the Women’s March, which gave my mom a thrill.