Oh yes. I have friends. They are the best friends. They know the greatest excuse. People have been saying they are the best excuses.

I've been laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling and contemplating all my life's decisions works for one of my friends. Also I don't want to put on pants is a big one too. These are very valid reasons in my circle of friends.

I pre ordered but I got the anti matter recipe. I’m not sure about the hyperdrive however I didn't get the suspension fluid recipe which I desperately want.

I love the madness that is Senior Week. Stay golden Feinberg.

How do you scan the creatures? What button do you press?! Please help. :( on PS4

I got about 2.5k a game. I leveled from 17 to 20 in about a 3 hour session.

The trick is don’t play with randoms. Me and two other folks in a proper group with chat going cleaned house once we found a rhythm

I can't transfer now. Has anyone else have a similar problem?

Any valley Kinja folks? 956 represent.

That's wonderful. Truly. That made my night.

I bought my own modem from Amazon and I tell you what, it sure was the right decision. I did it just before they jacked up the surcharge from $6 to $8. The internet gods smiled down on me that day.

I had no idea people peeled the avocado before cutting it but I guess I’ve lived Texas my whole life.

Jezspin

Is this dank?

The best Kinja.

9 year old me was terrified of this game. I'm gonna have to give this another go.

My boss is looking at me funny now because I did an awkward snicker/laugh and tried to hide so it sounded like I was choking.

Not enough stars to give.

Restricted playback on certain sites... Why deadspin? Up all night is my safe space. Forever grey.