YOU MUST BE FUCKING KIDDING ME... They want to be paid for defunding an organization that helps women, in a state with a very bad record of doing so, in a country with increasingly scandalous levels of maternal mortality. We really need the pitchforks and fucking torches, bitches.

A district judge. The school board. Let that sink in.

You “have to read” this? Someone forced you to click on this article and read it? Fuck off

“if only i could get away that fast” - Sean Spicer

This is disastrous and exactly why we fought so hard against Sessions. This, combined with the anti-protest and “blue lives matter” laws, is how they are propping up the oligarchal kleptocratic dictatorship. Everyone will suffer, especially black, brown, and indigenous people, not to mention the mentally ill and…

Although it’s completely fitting that Trump keeps using the word “certified” so much.

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

Both. Can he have a stroke while in custody?

And Trump uses this type of formulation specifically to manipulate the listener to give him the benefit of the doubt in case he’s being called on his bullshit.

You’re so full of shit.

as far as plus sized red carpet looks good- i think adele and her team have always nailed it. especially during the ‘25' press. that green dress she wore on the BBC special was to fucking die for

Saying that Native Americans take anything for granted seems like one of the most outrageously offensive things you could possibly let pass through your lips.

That was evident when, during a tour of Bears Ears, Native American activist Cassandra Begay asked Zinke if he was planning to meet with local tribe leaders. Zinke responded by putting a finger in her face and instructing, “Be nice, don’t be rude.”  

i thought Trump was the Russian listening device.

Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

Apparently about 5% of the tickets are being sold on the second-hand market, so they did a pretty good job. Still, very few tickets were available in total, so most people missed out. :(

I googled and HOLY HELL you are not wrong. That tattoo is...something.

There are tickets on stubhub for a kidney or your first born child. I would consider it, but I’m concerned that what with the Verified Fan thing they won’t accept those without the person whose name is on the original order, or whatever.

And the bar for “House of Cards” becoming more absurd than reality just keeps getting jacked up.