smell the fish. the fish is rotten.

And suddenly I’m 18 again and looking at the pictures and trying to figure out if I could dress like that and running to the record store to get that album to be ahead of the curve musically from my friends so I could be cool...

God, CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW THEY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA TO WIN IT?

Comey messed up, for sure, but it seems like a trap was set for him, and Trump was waiting for the moment that Comey made any mistake or showed any weakness to kick him out. Not much more sophisticated than a storyline on “The Apprentice.”

OMG Comey just got fired? Are we all talking about this in another page? What should I make of this? Where is Ja Rule to MAKE SENSE of this?!

Seems counter-productive to give positive affirmation for someone hurting themselves though.

Yeah, I mean, if one of the main reasons you did a ‘nice’ thing was so someone could thank you for it, you’re doing it for the wrong reasons, and possibly not that nice.

Can we also talk about how intense the uproar was that after Obama (one of the greatest orators of our time) got paid $400,000 for a speaking engagement, and how upset people were that the Obama’s secured such a lucrative book deal for themselves, but somehow Ivanka is entitled to have been paid nearly a million…

The guy who expects a thank you for landscaping is a real asshole. Shut the fuck up, man. If you want a thank you, maybe do something helpful baby-wise, like adopt the kid and allow the parents to live normal lives.

you really believe this is what SillyAnne has been up to? R-i-i-i-ght.

Ivanka is only more horrible in the sense that her influence is more permanent. Ivanka will never be fired, neither will Jared. Kellyanne could be, but the fact that she’s one of the most amoral people in an almost completely amoral White House makes her just as awful in her own special way.

She’s the princess of a grifter family. She is perfectly happy with that, and will/can not rise above it.

It’s a pick your poison type issue. Would you rather get stabbed in the neck or shot in the head?

This bitch had the nerve to name her daughter Arabella, the name Jackie Kennedy chose for her stillborn daughter. She may dream of Camelot 2.0, but it wont work if they can actually pin something on her shitty perv dad.

He’ll use the time to solve the Israel-Palestinian conflict.

Get Insta-Visas for Chinese investors to his family’s properties.

Jared Kushner will be frustrated. He had “fixing the opioid epidemic” on his to-do list for Wednesday afternoon (between “defeat ISIS” at 11:30 AM and “renegotiate NAFTA” by 1:15 PM.) now he’ll have to find something else to do for that hour and a half.

Ivanka, we already had a wonderful female role model in the White House. Her name was Michelle Obama.