The primary is over. Our candidate lost, but your precious - the one who actually voted for that crime bill, in case you fucking forgot - lost, too. You are not on this day going to shit on Lewis. Not today, Satan. Go take your purity bullshit elsewhere.

“It doesn’t matter how Senator Sessions may smile, how friendly he may be... we need someone who’s going to speak up... for the people who need help,” he said.

At this point, I wish this too. I genuinely think that Pence would be better, because I don’t think that Pence would get into a nuclear war over a few insults.

It’s stress, too. For the first time in his life, he’s being held accountable for the crap he says and does.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Uh, boys, if I may quote the great Betty White: Balls are weak and sensitive; vaginas can take a pounding.

Can we get IDs on the assholes laughing and clapping when this happened?

Tomorrow’s headline:

“Trump later called it a “failing piece of garbage,” and said it would “suffer the consequences” for publishing the report.”

The Olympics were only five months ago? Holy fuck - it feels like that was years ago. I miss Lochte being our primary unofficial national clown.

I read that as ‘my son’s 3rd penis’...

See, this is the problem with our justice system—the black man gets all the blame, but the people who made that jacket get away scot-free.

I also have Planned Parenthood as my designated donation recipient for Amazon Smile. Every little bit counts.

If the GOP insists they’re the party of fiscal responsibility and want to reduce government spending, they should be providing MORE money to Planned Parenthood so that women of all income levels can afford birth control.

Um, just because a single female actress becomes so in demand she gets compensated more than dudes, keep in mind, 99.9% of the other actresses are making less than their male brethren, and you begin to understand why your comment is so stupid.

This is some weak shit, right here. Nice try.

Officially sick of this.

Literally no one worked harder and more directly to prevent “all this Trump bullshit” than Hillary Clinton.

To be fair, no one else in the world calls it Doctors Without Borders except Americans, and Americans within the organization also call it MSF/Medecins Sans Frontieres (full disclosure: I’m in the volunteer pool).

Totally on board with the pretentious asshat bit, though. I’m glad I muted it and only have to read about…