I tell the two symbols apart with a mnemonic device that associates the arrow pointing up with an erect penis. I know I’m not the only one who does this, at least I hope not.

Justified was great. Yes, he is damn fine to look at.

While not a comedy, Justified had great witty writing and he was fantastic. Hoping he can do the same with the new show, plus he’s just damn fine to look at.

By the way, I think we’ve all had that moment where you go to take a shit in a stall somewhere in parts unknown, and there’s no hook for your jacket. In fact, there’s no place at all for your jacket: no shelf, no sink, not even a doorknob to use. Where the fuck do you put your jacket then?

You expect people to believe that’s a real phone with “Stocks” on the front page?

Tacking “Southern style” on the front suggests there are other styles of boiled peanuts, but there’s only one: Fucking disgusting.

Fighting you right the fuck now. Boiled peanuts taste like ass. Yes.... ass! Like chewing damp cardboard that you had to take out of a shell just to chew and be disappointed.

The horrors of Canadian socialism? What a jackass. I pay half of my paycheck in the US for shit health care and weaponry.

I know it feels that way, but both sides pull strings. A lot of GOP were upset at Obama’s frequent use of Exec. Order.

Get used to it. It’s the new SOP. These next 2 years minimum are going to be hell.

Hahahaha. 2017 is going to be so much worse. You will pray for anther 2016 compared to the helter skelter that is coming up.

That might have been the best five minutes of TV ever.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

“And that’s what it is”

The one in November of the little boy who wrote a letter to POTUS about the Syrian boy in the ambulance.

I’m trying to drum up a plan were millions of us travel to the White House on January 20th, and we all throw ourselves around Obama’s legs and cry and beg him not to leave. I think this would work, and might be constitutionally sound.

NOOOOOOO DON’T LEAVE ME. NOOOOOOOOOO.

We have speed, we have a lot of other things,

Oh well fuck.

But ... Titanic did suck.