Why choose? Give em each $50 and call it a Merry Christmas! 🎅🏽
What’s that? I blacked out after this part: If the Kardashians were your in-laws
my inner chav is begging for release.
Yeah, like... Blackpool is essentially a worse Atlantic City. Not really a wholesome town.
one of my perennially favorite gifs.
Usually I love this stuff, and thanks for putting it together, Jezebel and Hannah, but tonight I just can’t get into the spirit.
Fuck this.
And maybe engage in a few scare tactics like they do. Republicans try to convince voters that liberals are coming for their guns? You tell them that Republicans are coming for their health care, their pensions, and their social security. They’re against a fair pay for a day’s work. They’re protecting the companies…
It’s been interesting watching Twitter after the press conference. All the reporters are talking about the Russia Hacks or the fainting episode or anything but the two solid minutes where Obama lambasted them for running with the hacked email narrative for 6 months then wondering why it was such a big deal.
Is anything ever actually said unless a man says it though, really?
Hillary Clinton literally brought up Russia hacking the DNC during a debate where she and Donald were on the same stage. Now he’s trying to say that no one said anything until after he won?
If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.
You have no say in Gabrielle’s Christmas Wish List.
Given that it’s 2016, I guess we’re supposed to be amazed the jury wasn’t deadlocked?
Whenever I read the name Shelley Miscavige, I imagine her looking like Shelley Duvall.
since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.
Lasers are great toys.
Lasers are great toys.
Holy fuck.