While I 100% agree that Ashton Kutcher should NOT play steve jobs, and your list makes infinitely more sense for the most part, some of your choices are not realistic. A lot of the things fans want to see in this movie is a young Jobs kickin ass and takin names. It's much easier to find a young actor to play a…

So since this is nothing more than recording and transmitting data, why can't this be done on an iPad 2 or 1, or any iPhone with a mic?

For a fee though...I'm only about 2 miles away, so my stodgy nature interferes with that, as well as just taking two trips (gas costs money)

Not bad at all. If I had a truck, I could then just put your entire Datsun in the bed and take it all home.

Perhaps this was the problem...

#Correction

Her explanation does NOT say anything about hanging him using fishing wire. Her saying he's hunchback would make sense. If you're hanging by wire, sometimes you're limp (hunchback) and sometimes you go all superman

Agree with most. Assembly is part of the fun! They even include the tools you need in most cases, and sometimes I am just lazy enough to not go get my own tools to put it together.

Could you imagine being an anthropologist a thousand years from now, and trying to reconcile these videos with 100 yottabytes of porn

I've posted this a couple of times for other reasons. If you like this story, go read Packing for Mars: The Curious Science of Life in the Void by Mary Roach. She interviewed everybody on this project a few years back, but finished the book before they were set to make the test...which has obviously been postponed…

Analogy doesn't hold up (and just generally painful to even think about), because it doesn't come close legally. A knife is an inherently dangerous object and categorized so by law enforcement and judicial systems. FDA Food products (like Coffee) are not inherently dangerous

You always need to read the details of these stories.

Siri rarely makes an appearance on my iPhone 4S. About 65% of the time, she tells me she can't help me right now. Could be an AT&T data service issue, but still pissed me off. I can't call someone from my phonebook, make an appt, or anything else...Sorri, Siri Sucks Serioulsi...except when she doesn't, and then…

Actually, now I have a serious comment. I'm sure that PEO is not exactly safe to consume, but if it was, this was be great for eating/drinking in space...things would stick together better.

What I learned from this...buggers can be non-newtonian liquids

I still think Shelley Duvall is the weirdest thing about that whole video. IMO

Agree with most here. First, she worked hard and kicked arse in science, which got her attention from academics who didn't care what she looked like... only THEN did she start getting recognition for being smart, not being cute.

fine for you 1%ers, but us 99% get our oatmeal making liquids right from the tap...elitists having to molest a poor cow just to make your instant oatmeal! For Shame!

fine for you 1%ers, but us 99% get our oatmeal making liquids right from the tap...elitists having to molest a poor cow just to make your instant oatmeal!

Why is it that this guy is the only who wants to be on the moon and mars, and has a 100 year plan for the country...you would think he's the perfect candidate for an io9er...but oh, how is most definitely not