.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

Did I ever tell you guys about this one time when it was almost Christmas time, and there I stood in another line trying to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Christmas mood. And standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting anxiously, pacing around like little boys do. And in his hands he held a…

My Facebook feed has just been a solid wall of this story - if it’s true, it’s actually awful. The grieving parents should have spent the last moments with their child, not a strange, aging beard enthusiast!

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…

Oh no you didn’t! I hate Oprah bashing. I think she made some mistakes, but she did a lot of good too. She raised awareness for many important issues during her run and she is a strong, intelligent black woman who built herself from the ground up.

So I guess I am in the minority that actually liked the movie, as nothing more than cute, campy (seriously, SERIOUSLY campy!) fun. Zac Efron almost made me reconsider my firm stance against being a cougar! j/k I kid, I kid. But I was looking forward to the live event, but now I will be picking up my niece from the…

Counterargument:

Thordric Nightshadow, at yer service.

Genuinely. Damn. I am considering joining up.

More like Slaytanists!!!!

That feeling when a ressurected Jesus Christ would get along better with Satanists than a good 95 percent of his own flock.

God bless the Satanists.

“Law enforcement has requested,” huh? Fuck this. Everyone from law enforcement, the federal and state government, large corporations, and some small community businesses have acted nefariously in North Dakota. This is INEXCUSABLE. This is criminal, unethical, and inhumane. This is genocide. All of this is happening in…

It’s a travesty that they cancelled his show. Tonightly was wayyyyyyy funnier than Daily Show 2.0.

Trevor Noah is Phil Collins to Jon Stewart’s Peter Gabriel.

Francis’s death was the lamest death I’ve ever seen. He was right on the edge, he could have just climbed out! The set designers could have at least made it a steep cliff or something.

Elizabeth is still the worst. List of Poldark Worsts:

Here’s something you can do to help. The Department of Justice is tallying phone calls regarding those who want the 2016 Vote audited. A shift of just 55,000 Trump votes to Hillary in Pennsylvania,Michigan and Wisconsin is all that is Needed to Win.

the mere act of requesting a recount would send her opposition into a hate frothed frenzy.

nah