Fuck this country for making Obama sit next to that orange piece of shit.

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

God

The Nazis:

1. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s strict gun control policies, saying that they were disarming the German people.

2. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s nationalized healthcare plan, saying that noncontributing parasites were costing “real” hardworking…

I actually voted absentee because I knew I would be out of state, taking care of my dying father. September was a month of a lot of crying for me - for my dad and for this final crack in the glass ceiling. Tonight I’ll toast my father and our next President and be sobbing again, I’m sure.

I am so profoundly disappointed in Obama’s cowardly response to this outrage. He could halt construction while the Army Corp of Engineers completes its study on rerouting the pipeline. But that would put the government on the side of citizens over oil, and that’s a dangerous precedent, apparently! Total CHICKEN-SHIT.…

I would have been fine if they said,

That ad is attached to the trailer, not Jezebel.

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

I’m not arguing that Sanders wouldn’t have probably been an infinitely better choice than Clinton. I’m not saying my spirit didn’t die a little when I filled in the bubble next to Clinton’s name. What I am saying is that these arguments about the Clinton camp rigging the elections aren’t true. Even with the Donna…

We can still act holier than thou.

Apparently it’s not Halloween until we have our first racist celebrity costume.

They’re fancy too!

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!

She’s a professional. Not like that whiner Michael Jackson. King of pop my ass. Long live the queen.

Alec Baldwin is the best Trump impersonator I’ve seen. His jowly scowl is perfection.

The Bible tells us that it is always the woman’s fault.

Legal doesn’t mean it’s not predatory.

She’s so lovely. She used to live 2 blocks from me when she was living in Montana. I remember, as a young lass, I went trick-or-treating and her house was impressively decorated. She answered the door in a Bride of Frankenstein outfit that left me speechless. She asked me to do a trick and I whipped up my best…