I’M CRYING??!

Ew. Your comment was unnecessary in every way.

Y’all are a bunch of bitter assholes. God.

also notably, Mike Pence is short for Michael Pencil

I ADORE K-dramas! I haven’t watched them as much in the last few years, but my favorites are The Woman Who Still Wants to Marry, and Personal Taste. I feel like those two are the more “progressive” K-drama’s out there (for very mild, conservative Korean TV that is).

HIS PERFORMANCE IN SCRUBS RUINED ME I CRIED FOR DAYS. 10/10 would suffer again. I also loved him in The Mummy. He’s great.

Joanna why are you SO CUTE!?

Is everyone on Jezebel a cynical asshole now? Can’t y’all enjoy ANYTHING? I swear to god y’all just love to bitch about anyone and everyone. I absolutely LOVE his music, and he seems like a very genuine young man. Fuck sake. Lighten up.

Just wait! Here is he making vegan muffins being SO FUCKING CUTE.

In the immortal words of Ira Madison III: Keep it.

Oh, muh bad! Regardless, they both seem to be doing the lords work.

I legitimately love the church of satan, a true chaotic good force.

I LOOOOVED Aunt Verna too. Eric was my choice too, plus his family seemed incredible, he’s very lucky.

Anyone else feel like trash mags will be more willing to apologize/retract their absolute garbage “reports” now that Rebel Wilson won her defamation suit? Regardless, I hope Judy sues the shit out of those assholes.

What the actual fuck kind of description is that? Both Drag Race and RuPaul deserve a better interviewer than this.

Oh fuck off all of you apologists. Woody Allen is a nasty ass creep. Period. End of story.

I scream-laughed when I saw that! Hahaha!

I am SO here for Celine being extra, being bold, and living her best life!

This was such a lovely, genuine post that I really needed. The Special Olympics + Michelle Obama is more than my tiny grinch heart can handle.

Chance is the most delightful fucking person in the world.