In Jalopicorn Brown?

I’ll pass on this one. Counting down the days left until 2036 when I can legally import one of the 27 NG 9-5 SportCombis in existence to the US. Hopefully a few will survive.

Where have you gone, Jö Dimäjeå.

If you only need 4 seats then meet the royal lounge

Hold my beer...

Haters will hate, but I love this thing. Its presence in the tight streets of Japan is even more pronounced.

The Merc V-Class as well, the S-Class of the vans

addendum:  Ah, damn, someone beat me to it below

I was thinking more this:

They started selling these in Taiwan a few years ago so I’ve seen them firsthand. They look awesome; better than any minivan and most crossovers available in the US. That said, that grille is a bit much.

HELLCAT ROJO DIABLO EXXXXTREME WIDEBODY EDITION SRT 16.

The usual.

The US really needs more van options in general.

Volkswagen Caddy Alltrack:

Toyota (and Lexus) grilles are the Bane of my existence.

Starting to wonder what the last vehicle was that Jalopnik reviewed that was actually available in the United States.

I am the God of Vellfire.

I’m driving a rental Dodge Journey this week and I hate it with all of my being.

Pretty sweet car, and that is by far the nicest Legacy interior ever.

This is a Saab I would consider buying.

I’m sorry, you seem to have a typo. I think you meant the “Holy Grail” Barbie Dream Camper.