That’s more effort than what goes into a month’s worth of AOTD posts.

They realized the Viper wasn’t absurd enough, so they made the Hellcat. Now people are buying R/T’s and Scat Packs. The halo and semi-halo approach.

I’m surprised that the stancebros haven’t started wrapping their cars in this stuff. It seems right up their alley.

There were still a lot of [stupid] people calling each one of those cars ugly.

There needs to be a comprehensive list of everything that’s in the Jalopnik Writer Fleet, updated in real-time.

First of all, if it were actually priced at $2,000, sure. Because I’d rip everything out and put a Ford 302 into it and an autocross-spec interior.

Is he going to make sure to work some of his vegan horseshit into each and every review like he did with the Viper ACR?

Wanna know what I think?

Good for them. They earned their money. Than can spend it however the please. If they need a caretaker to put a few miles on them so, ya know, the hoses don’t go bad. I will forward my resume to them.

You don’t know the model # and make of your oil filter by heart? Seriously, I don’t know what my plates say, but I know what filter is on the car.

It’s better.

Step one, check the fuses. Probably 1/3 of the time if it won’t crank it is a bad fuse. Then check the battery, then everything else.

At what point will you put your money where your mouth is? Where is the editor who let’s garbage like this get posted to Jalopnik? For near as the same price as two garbage devalued F430s that you’ll never be able to sell again you can get a perfectly fine pedigreed ones.

After reading half a story i knew who the author was. Rally, lame.

Statistically, most Americans don’t consider England. No, I didn’t forget a word, most of us really just don’t think about England, never mind consider it “the motherland.”

In your experience what was the easiest race car you designed?

Fisker Karma Ecosport for $49,900 because look at it

I took my M3 to work the other day, and got stuck in traffic on the way home. It’s louder than normal with a Borla exhaust, and it got some nods from surrounding drivers.