Dead Bath & Beyond

An open letter to Evan Narcisse:

Not only undeniably true but also entirely obvious.

As I was writing my last comment, The Simpsons analogy dawned on me and now that you’ve outright said it I’ll concede on those grounds. The Simpsons are hardly tarnished by the 20-ish seasons of mediocrity because of the 4-6 years-worth of greatness sprinkled in their first 10 years on the air.

Ben Affleck: “Yeah, Zack Snyder really wanted me to understand Bruce Wayne on a personal level. So one day, I walk onto set and... this was really funny... he had invited my parents down to do a set visit. They toured the set a little bit, met with the rest of the cast, and Snyder showed them some of the dailies that…

Flippant sign-off? Not mandatory. Just more fun that way. ;)

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Counterpoint: Bob Davidson does, in fact, suck.

I find a politely written “You Suck!” note handed to the ball boy/girl to slip to the umpire is much more personal and fun way to get my message out.

I think there may be a spot for you over at All Takes Matter.

Meh. As a child I really liked them. Kids aren’t allowed to have comics they get and enjoy?

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

or have impeccable taste

It’s pretty easily the best strip ever and one of the great achievements in all of American culture. Check out the ones from the ‘50s and ‘60s some time.

See, that’s the problem with visions and prophecies...they often become self fulfilling. They thought the Hulk that went on a rampage was Banner, so he was killed to prevent that. Instead Cho is now kind of pissed about what happened. What’s to say that the death of Banner isn’t what sets this new Hulk off on his…

I love “adult” things. I love the opera, I love museums, I love the symphony, and I love cinema and thick, dense books that challenge me. I have a husband, a good, high paying job, and two kids.

It’s a bitch girl