This is the polar opposite of Terry Collins going into the Dodgers booth to say hi to Vin Scully

Fetty WARP

You can also yell at people to call the sauce “Gravy” if you want to be a spectacular asshole.

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

Kobe’s Highest PER-28, MJ beat that 7 times

If you’re old enough to have watched young Michael put up 32-8-8 on 54-percent shooting as a 25-year-old and you still think this, you’re an insane person.

As a proudly snarky Deadspin commenter with no connection to Towson at all, I believe I speak on behalf of Al Campanis when I say, “You have a swim team?”

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

That's not the only mistake. The calendar also has a picture of the Nationals playing baseball in October.

Nilsen: Hakon.

WADA is a great swimming magazine. Their sister publication, C-MENT is also great if you’re into auto racing.

Lacob’s Splatter

Damn it. The Washington Milfsdoporn was my suggestion for the new team name.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

+7.5

Football helments can’t melt neck ligaments

When the follow-up reports are growing indistinguishable from those that follow shootings or car wrecks (stabilize....surgery....extremities....), it makes being a fan of all this more and more difficult.

Great piece, many thanks for remaining unbiased and doing the same piece for both party debates.

Amazing how people think we have this amazing talent pool behind the players last night...as if Beckerman, Jones and others can simply be dropped and ready replacements found.

Our players lack world class technical ability and positional awareness and intelligence. The former stems from just a general lack of talent,…