Holy fucking shit balls! I’m out of the grays on my birthday! <3

You know what? I love the balls on Cara Sloane to tell a BCO story about her own fuck-up. Just about every one of these is told from the waiter’s point of view, so I am always curious as to how customers would tell one of these (and what the exact hell was goin on in their cerebellums)...

And the Bride worn Pnina Tornai, of course.

If you really want the best of Kim Fields check out “Living Single”. She made a pretty unlikeable character likeable.

I’m so excited for Kim fields because I’ve recently discovered The Facts of Life on LOGO and it’s the worst thing ever and I can’t stop watching it. Every episode is a terrible life lesson: I almost saw Tootie sold into prostitution! This was a sitcom!!

Those look SO good, too.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

My first job was at a restaurant where all the employees were kids from my high school. I was the dishwasher. We still employed the three sink system, meaning I was adequately shackled with the proper “Work is Hard and It Sucks, But Goldurnit it Was Much Harder In MY DAY” attitude that has helped me successfully and…

Eharmony takes their compatibility tests REALLY seriously and this is question 3,947: 9/11 themed wedding, yay or nah?

Every time Ed Sheeren comes up on this website, there are a tons of comments denigrating his looks. Why? We don’t do that to women on this website, particularly women who have expressed insecurity about their looks (as he has). He’s not a model. He’s a singer. Why do we think it’s ok to constantly put down his…

And then there is this, my second-favourite picture of all time. A picture of such sublime, ecstatic absurdity that it really ought to be hanging in the National Portrait Gallery for future generations of Britons to appreciate and revere. I love it so.

Totally full of shit. No one remembers anything about Gerald Williams.

Judge Brown, shade right? White and square to the third power.

Ed Sheeran stars as Lucy, the lion tattoo stars as Desi Arnaz. 10/10, would watch.

Unless someone has come up with Asshole Rehab it wouldn’t do Josh Duggar much good anyway...

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

“Textual Intercourse”.