Joke’s on us, Meghan’s gonna embarrass us all by choosing a see thru Pnina Tornai.

Pfft. Everyone knows Jack the Ripper was really Prince Albert in disguise as HH Holmes.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

The Prince’s boyfriend’s hair requires way too much suspension of disbelief. HOW DID HE MAINTAIN THOSE CURLS?!

did you see who we made president or

Did they do anything to fix her abrasive personality, terrible parenting, or lack of remorse for letting her daughter be preyed upon by a pedophile?

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

AND THEN HE PRAYED A NUN TO DEATH!

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…

That should be the Duggars’ new show I think.

I thought her current contract runs thru August or am I wrong about this?

Indeed. I’ve got people jumping all over me and telling me to fuck off or assuming I’ve said something transphobic when all I called for was a little patience. If we throw everyone under the bus, how can we expect anyone to a) ever be good enough, or b) ever even begin to learn anything? I cant think of anyone who…

Hey Fox! Stay the fuck away from Hedwig and the Angry Inch!!!

That version of Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me was so sexless I think my hymen regrew...

I still say his finest role was as Long John Silver in Muppets Treasure Island.

This is not a religion. This is a lame, space crab-themed mason’s lodge cum brainwashing / hetero “reprogramming” pyramid scheme cum shark loan & blackmail outfit cum expensive RPG club with a tiny dash of tax fraud and a great dollop of rich, mad person’s paranoia.

Needs more Fargo! So glad to see Kirsten Dunst up there at least. Her performance was outstanding.

“throw a hot coal at her”