Actually he’s upset because a paparazzi got a photo of the baby today that made its way around various publications. I think this is interesting because when someone like a Kristen Bell makes a stand against paps shooting kids who didn’t consent to being in the public spotlight, she’s hailed as a hero. But when Ashton…

Excuse you, this is actually real. My cousin’s friend’s sister did the game of 72 after tripping on bath salts at a rainbow party following a round of the knockout game.

When I was in high school, some local, road-side hotel decided to convert their restaurant to a Chinese buffet. They called the high school to see if there were any “Chinese girls who would like a job.” Damn it. I was the only Chinese girl in the school, and actually, yeah, I wanted another job because college was…

Male coworker probably had a dadbod.

1.) Get a roll of raw cookie dough. Let it sit out to soften it up a bit.
2.) Go stand in her doorway / cubicle. Open your mouth wide and squeeze that raw cookie dough magic straight into your mouth-hole.
3.) Stare at her, unblinking, as you eat the dough, letting a little bit ooze out of the corners of your mouth.
4.)…

•Class act Joe Giudice is probably cheating on Teresa while she finishes her prison sentence. [OK!] To be fair he probably cheats on her while she finishes any sentence.

44 year old reader flinching in solidarity with you. Get off my lawn, rapscallions!

I detest the willfully ignorant. I give you major kudos for not smacking her.

Pfft. He obviously never learned that discussing fine California champagne is the best way to get in a girl’s pants.

Thanks for the memories, American Idol. High five.

I don’t know who a lot of these people are because I’ve been following Crystal Bowersox on tour for the last 5 years.

ADAM FUCKING LAMBERT

This is honestly the most beautiful case of legal trolling that I have ever witnessed.

Not an allergy request but a ridiculous coffee request. At one cafe where I used to work, we kept the milk and cream behind the counter and would pour it in for the customer ourselves unless they asked to do it. One woman asked for me to make her coffee “about your color.” Because I’m neither coffee nor milk, I have…

What would you give to be with Lenny Kravitz in bed?

Everything about it her is horrendous. And her hair!

Really? That just seems tasteless and out of place to me.

I know it’s trendy to hate on Anne Hathaway, but 1) I don’t get the hate and 2) I FUCKING LOVE THIS LOOK. She is slaying.

OKAY THAT’S NICE BUT CAN WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FAN BINGBING IS QUEEN HERE PLEASE

Free popcorn in a tray is our early front runner for best bco submission of 2015.