Jesus... can we start a kickstarter or something for Dora? That woman is a saint!

In the 80s this would have been called Blush Rose.

Try telling that to Barbie!

Expensive-ass tickets procured within an hour of this announcement! Now for two months of scraping by with baby-sitting gigs and odd jobs, mostly the jobs we call blow...

The Tao of Pooh is to wear no pants. That's just Pooh's thing.

Apparently her best friend is Scott Disk's 1970s doppelganger.

Don't get it. Looks like a tinier version of Steve Buscemi to me.

seconded.

Jeez lady, just let it go.

God, I love Snapped.

"Are you out of the greys on Jezebel? Because if you're not, I would find that quite crippling. I cannot be seen with a grey."

Cock or salmon?

But the quizzes that tell us which Harry Potter house we'd be in still hold up, right?

Remember when he took Spinner's Adderall? I think it should be a clip from that specific episode if nothing else applies.

My dad did something very similar to Alicia Silverstone.

I saw the headline and assumed it was a dumb new wedding photography trend.

It's apparently an issue of crossed wires. Physically, the brain part which coordinates "this is you thinking about feet" is right next door to "this is you thinking about genitals." Some people have a couple neurons pointed to the wrong center and thus feet become as sexy as genitals.