Feet are just all kinds of gross. I, also, cannot get my brain to process the appeal.

Oh please. I was everyone's 'worst roommate ever.'

Should not every asswipe who shared the video be brought up on child pornography charges?

Oh lord have mercy if we get started re: Victoria's Secret we'll be here all day. Unless your boobs are "perfectly" sized and proportioned miraculous anti-gravity machines then that place is WORTHLESS.

"World's sourest little grape."

Or water with sugar, and LOTS of lemons.

Prince and Kim were on my original list but I didn't have enough time to get to them! When it comes to Prince, I always wonder if his girlfriends have to make out with him in his velvet S&M bullfighter outfits. I couldn't do it. I think he's a very attractive man, but no. I would just be like "TAKE ALL THIS CRAZY SHIT…

Well, we are getting there folks. Men are going to jail for raping goats & corpses, maybe soon they'll start going to jail for raping living human beings!

Where would you keep yours? A tin?

Nice touch of thinspiration for contrast.

"The Flat Child Podcast"

BANG! Not sure why all the hate for him. I'd take him over Jared Leto any day.

I've had people ask me (while standing on a boat, on the water) "How far above sea level are we?"

I'm not a fan of Adam Levine, but I'm kind of shocked at how we've collectively decided it's okay to say really cruel, nasty things about him. "Human equivalent of a soiled bathing suit" is just so specific and so gross. Why? What exactly has he done other than make douchey music and date models?

Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.>

Have you all seen him in his younger years? A damn fine looking man. I'd even say he was beautiful.

Some people's dead kids are a small price to pay for other people's rights to play with their toys. It's what it comes down to. "Oh, your kid died? I guess I'm sorry, but my gun is an excellent penis enlarger, and I'll keep it."

I find the expression "one of the most hands on moms out there" curious. Is there some other way to mother?

Chris O'Dowd should not have a Franco-inspired inferiority complex. Given my druthers, I'd take that strapping Irish gentleman any day over borderline creepy James Franco. I mean c'mon, look at him. The beard, the eyes, the curly hair I just want to run my fingers through, it all works.