"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

I literally have no idea what "Quiverfull" means, and today is the first day I ever heard of it. And by the sounds of it I don't think I want to delve much deeper because it would just piss me off (more). Especially as an adopted child.

In addition, producer Harvey Weinstein did not attend, but issued a statement:

What's an album cover?

It's incredibly sad that, despite her very private mourning, whenever she decides to share a memory of him with the world, people label her. Apparently you've never lost anyone. 20 years from now she will still commemorate his birthday in some small way and honor his memory. Those that felt the need to take the time…

We Need To Talk About Kelvin.

didn't Amber Heard say last year or something that she was a lesbian? I'm so confused over this. Or is that a different Amber?

Kirstie: "Shouldn't we be out protesting somewhere?"

36. Women are never free.

Definitely. It's too big to be his dick.

If you are at all interested in learning how bat sh*t crazy Scientology is (including it's founder), you should read "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood and the Prison of Belief." It is very well written (Reads like a thriller, I swear!) and basically covers the history of L. Ron Hubbard as well as where the religion…

When do we get to see J.Beibs in a aquamarine wig and Alvin Ailey tank?

I had an imaginary parrot named Julie who eventually "flew away." My mother was so sad when that happened!

Maybe she would have shown up if Al Roker was wearing a black bowtie with that white suit.

She couldn't play an exit tunnel. She seems to have no idea when people want her to go away.

Obligatory Hedwig clip.

One of my few brushes with celebrity was that years ago I was at the same vacation spot for a week w/John Cameron Mitchell. This was right after he finished Hedwig, and was chilling out. Very nice, smart, quiet, low-key. So great to see how successful he became!

I was going to suggest a knife to the diaphragm.

The idea of stuffing a condom full of World War I bandages up vagina is enough to get me excited. I say, let's go back to that.

I recommend the movie "Cherry falls", a very sensitive and thoughtful filmic exploration of the subject matter.