I don’t think he understands the term “enlightened”

A picture is worth a thousand words...

I love you a little right now

That 9/11 wedding themed story can’t be true right. There can’t be 2 people that are that fucking heartless who actually found each other and got married right?

I stated in an older post about him that I just never really liked him. I got a big time Tool vibe...my opinion was, shall we say, not well received but maybe I WAS right.

My mother, God rest her soul, got my birthday WRONG every year. I mean HOW do you not remember which day in August you gave birth. My brother now truly believes that 8/31 is my birthday and misses it every year.....sigh

Remember when we all thought Don Draper was going to be D B Cooper , those were the good ol days.

I thought she was giving us clues to season 2 of The Leftovers

It’s pretty much the same within the Orthodox Jewish Community, Roman Catholic Church, Fundamentalist Morman, and Fundamentalist Christian communities. I know there is something that all these organizations have in common, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

My first husband was previously married prior to our nuptials. The “Best Man” gave us a card that just said “I gave at the first”. Would have rather had nothing.....

At 50 I am too old to:

That would....explain nothing really but it’s a cool idea

I thought she was talking about Slender Man

I’m an old who actually likes Ed Sheeran.....but what’s with the Similac Teddy Bear ink on his arm? His taste is...not so great.....so far

YES! It makes me sooooo angry!!!!

Sorry for the ear worm! But it’s better than the 1 877 cars for kids commercial ( Hope your from the East Coast or that made no sense to you)

Ghosts won’t sleep with your husband. Or wife. Or, you know, anyone else who isn’t a ghost

Oh Sam, Sam, you know where I am
Come around and talk awhile
I need your smile ........

I have one too.....Gomez bought it for our pond

Yup we had to wear “Camisoles” also under any type of office “blouse” and believe me they weren’t cute in 1985...they matched your slip!