As much as I LOVE the ME series, I cant be mad at you for not liking them. I feel the same way about the Witcher series. No matter how hard I try, I just CANNOT bring myself to like them.

They will also buy a fish if you say it is from the Citadel Pools

Such feels.
I dont remember ever being as conflicted about something in a game since the end of KotOR if you choose to be evil... the bit with Mission after you “rescue” Bastilla. 

until it is observed.

well get him the hell out of there, he shouldnt be mucking about.

Ah, ok thats the problem then. If you play as a female, or as an elf, Sera is just awesome. Some of the dialogue is amazing... and the romance options with her are really REALLY funny... My favorite is when you ask Vivianne what gift you should get for her. Find it on youtube and then find the video of the actual…

I held off on the trial, because I know I will drop 10 hours into it my first day then I will be very annoyed until Tuesday. Plus, I am playing Tyranny anyways :)

You CANNOT BESMIRCH Sera! She was awesome wrapped up in a crazy little bow.

Yes, he won the election. In no way am I disputing that. Was there outside involvement up to and including vote tampering? Probably. The majority of America did not vote for this idiot.

I think it was on a farm in the country to begin with tbh... maybe they took it to the city, where it can have wacky adventures with a group of high-functioning alcoholic socialite friends. They say the snake is a real SSSSSSSSSSSamantha

Maybe the reapers won, and all the “humans” are now androids?

See if you can find a movie called Habit. I believe it came out in the mid 90s

It was a wild animal on his property. If he had wildlife or kids or any kind of outside pet, he was fully justified in having the animal removed. He didn’t kill it, he didn’t set traps or anything, he just had it removed.

Are you SURE it was a mustang? I think it might actually be a small BMW

I read a statistic that said the states that voted the heaviest for trump were the ones that had the most utilization of obamacare.