I would add, as a person who is generally mediocre to bad at games, play the game at the highest world tier you can for as long as you can, then turn it back down to normal when you feel like you’ve hit a wall. I played until world tier 6, which allows you to upgrade weapons up to three levels higher than your…

It slowly shrank in the wash over a thousand years.

That was our other choice. Figured we could use the 120 night return and go Wink if we don’t like it, but a few weeks in and its good.

That was our other choice. Figured we could use the 120 night return and go Wink if we don’t like it, but a few weeks…

We recently got a BigFig and it’s pretty firm, but I’m ok with that.

We recently got a BigFig and it’s pretty firm, but I’m ok with that.

Ooh, we got a couple of real geniuses over here.

does your mom put license plates in your underwear?

I’ve got it. Nudity.

What if our lives were turned upside down?

Apparently customers tried contacting Hyundai corporate about this and basically got a “well that sounds like it sucks, good luck” from them. After the media started reporting on it, corporate realized it was bad PR and reacted.

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It would depend on the messaging. If they make any mention of the reason for the sale, then it’d be in poor taste, definitely. 

Undertale. My god, Undertale. I cried so damn hard that first playthrough. And while it’s replayability was part of the point of the game, the fact that you could never play it for the first time again was a literal game mechanic

Damn, saw the image and got my hopes up for an android release.

sigh... *unzips*

Shots fired, holy shit

Username checks out. 

You, Sir/Ma’am, don’t deserve stars. You deserve whole-fucking-universes.

You sir, are my new hero.  Thank you for this.

Oh my god
I snorted water out of my nose at that comment