Or two babies in two cars (probably a smart car since they're little too) and have them do a crash derby for your love.

Come on, we all know 'stealing' and 'downloading' are totally different. If we could download cars, purses, and babies, we'd all have them!

Wow, seriously... You think they could have at least designed the site a little differently?

True, I guess when I think of mandatory fields, I associate the need to 'type' your answers. I'm sure several of the fields could be simple 'list' forms that you choose from, making it a little quicker/easier.

Not a fan of their product... Tried them on a couple separate occasions, each time their service was horrible... I'm in Florida running on Brighthouse's 'lightning' broadband, getting up to 40mb/s, but with BTGuard I wasn't even getting half that...

Yes, because in an emergency, filling out a bunch of mandatory fields through an app that probably requires some sort of data connection (which tends to be a lot less reliable than the actual call signal, through which text travels), is obviously the best way to go.

Why must you support BTGuard?...

I don't really buy it either. Not because I don't understand the correlation between sleeplessness and a 'drunken' state; I'm fully aware that someone who's greatly sleep deprived functions at a similar level to that of a belligerent drunk, but losing a single hour each night just doesn't seem to add up to me...

Touché!

I'm retarded :P good point!

Back when I was going to UCF, a room mate of mine and I made an array of our own furniture using that thick presentation poster board paper. We'd make many triangular tubes, mend them together with a strong craft glue, and wha-la, super cheap and strong furniture. We WERE going to start monetizing and selling them to…

I love how he's wearing black gloves to 'save grandpa'

I'm inclined to believe you due to my technical background, however, do you have any references to support this? I'm not a paranoid user, and have a strong sense of what sites are questionable, or potentially pose as a threat, but it'd be good to have something a little more solid to reinforce what you've stated.

I think it'd be a volconucleaic winter. (Washington does have a nuclear reactor :P)

Yeah, not impressed. Maybe they can use a 'hologram' to bring back Tupac... err... Heath Ledger. THEN I'd be interested.

I guess I'd fall somewhere in between, but not in a static position on that line. Sometimes I put music on just to drown out the rest of the noise around me (I usually pick some form of techno/electronic music).

Do you not believe in shoes?

Sorry if that sounds lame... I was kinda stretching there. Hadn't heard a Chuck Norris-ism in a while and felt one was due.

Chuck Norris doesn't need the G-Spot, he just has to look at a woman.

Sure, but it'd give a great excuse to start sending bundles of trash into space in exchange for more valuable resources :P