Nothing beats the 500fps Saturn V from the Apollo 11 launch.

Yep.

Are we about to find out that Lara Croft somehow fits into the Indiana Jones universe?

Then again, maybe it was just to shut the hat up.

You never know when a dog is going to grab the wrong one and end up with a mouth full of glass and charcoal flavored whiskey.

They aren’t saying it’s not bourbon. It fits all the requirements, but they didn’t want to put “Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey” on a bottle from Tennessee.

They argue it can negatively impact young children who can’t differentiate between the toy and the alcohol.

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Who wears a belt on a hat?

On the other hand, the heat from incandescent lights can prevent icicles from falling on your head and killing you.

Yep, pluses and dots. Been using them for years. I get annoyed when a service doesn’t allow the plus, but they all allow dots.

He also had a child named Mutt.

So Indy is doing a bunch of this during WWII?

If you give them 100 years to fix their code, everyone currently working there will push the problem onto the grandchildren of the next group of employees and everyone will forget that it’s on the schedule.

I take it you didn’t graduate and simply went to college because, “That’s what you do after high school.”

The option used to only be “Interested in: women”

So...

These states (plus D.C.) had caught the fewest drunk drivers: