You just picked the wrong ones.

They could also cover parking lots with more parking lots!

Metropolis won’t be public domain until next year.

Don’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.

Have I got some news for you!

Some people believe Earth is flat, too...

A goggle gaggle.

A-G-L-O-E

At gas stations, diesel fuel nozzles are a larger diameter than petrol ones, to stop customers from inadvertently filling a gas-powered car with diesel

or why there is a green handle on the station.

My cat came to me the same way, but she sure knows how to tear something up with those rear claws. Her attack is to bearhug with the front legs and act like she’s on a treadmill with the rears.

I remember this commercial, and my dad saying, “7,000,000 points...  at 10 cents each, that’d be a steal!”

Couldn’t they have just said, “three times the cheese slices and double the beef patties in every bite?”

How’d you get 17 Again mashed up with Hot Tub Time Machine?

Passengers are cargo.

This was common knowledge in 1988. Was probably in a Nintendo Power issue.

Torquy, reliable, easy to learn on...

Bring back the Straight-8!

Counterpoint:

Came to say this.  A water heater is an energy storage device.  It’s only wasted if it’s not used often and not properly insulated.