well.

It was more like having a bus station at a mall... only the buses were capable of changing pitch.

I have an old pickup truck for sale. I won’t take less that $7,000,000 for it.

The good part about having a 38 gallon tank is that chances are the transaction ends itself before the tank is even full...

Yay! Pre-crime.

Golf carts don’t sell to commuters.

The best known computers in the universe can’t drive.  What makes you think we’ll get a machine to be able to.

They know if you boarded.

The easiest solution is to have the direct flights cost no more than the connecting flights.

Yeah, you’d lose that bet. I was running late for a flight and had some necessarily checked luggage. At this small regional terminal they stop checking luggage really early for some reason, and I had missed it by 2 minutes. They would let me on the flight, but all of the equipment I had to take on the trip would never…

My HOA keeps up the common areas of the neighborhood very well.  The flood areas are kept trimmed when they can, there is a playground in the middle, and a few walking paths that aren’t adjacent to the road.

They once held a plane for me (and a bunch of others on the same connecting flight) because we made up a large portion of the passenger list.

If an airline knows it runs one of the few direct services to a city, it will charge as much as customers are willing to pay.

It doesn’t though.

It didn’t so much crush like a coke can.

It violently imploded like a cavitation bubble.

Stick an airport tram on the open road?

Speed doesn’t kill.

cold green mush?

I guess that depends on how it’s made.  If it’s just dumb “process this thing we input” the following doesn’t matter:

Yes