This was a completely cromulent response.

Just like engines.

I’m really glad my fuel tank does not shrink with time.

Had they been going up, they would have gone down really fast backwards.

This is straight up witchcraft.

They also have load limits.

Did you ever do the blindfold-platform trick in summer camp? Put a blindfold on somebody and have them stand on a platform. Then gently shake the platform while raising it about 1 ft.

You are currently experiencing 1g...   unless you’re reading this on the ISS...  or a roller coaster.

These buttons would get you close...  but never quite on station.

that was one hell of an assumption gone wrong...

Blinker cam, too.

Cannonball Run does not deserve to be here. Why not just put Stroker Ace and Smokey & The Bandit on here, too.

Who can think about turn signals at a time like this?!

I saw one of these today, but it was more of an Onyx Black. Couldn’t have been the same one.

That’s a shame.  What a horrible mistake.  I guess I’ll take all of those hideous cars and ...um... dispose of them.

Never parked.

Then there’s the Tetraethyl Lead.

Did somebody say “Stingray with a 4-banger?”

They won’t let me fill up a 38 gal. F250 with 87 octane in one shot anymore. Has to be two transactions these days.

I’d throw more statistics into the mix.