Rooster Cogburn always delivers.

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

All of Trump’s Wives: He Cheats Like Hell.

There are players playing at the professional level for whom the Marlins were their childhood team. That makes me feel old.

Everything I’ve seen says that Trump thinks of Hope Hicks like a daughter, so he’s definitely fucking her.

“Trust the process”

If it didn’t happen to Penn State, it’ll never happen to anyone.

Let’s quarantine them, Baylor and Penn State into their own shitty little rapey conference.

MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

Troll, fuck off. Heaven forbid someone tries to be sincere on the internet when tragedy strikes.

There was some sleaziness to his plays, but nothing that seemed outside the Tom Haverford playbook of overreaching. Certainly nothing that constitutes coercion.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

Just here for the comments:

You’re fired. No disrespect.

Hell, you could put Chevy badges on and nobody would know the difference. They’d still talk shit about the interior, too.

Forget it Xanderpuss, it’s Kinjatown.

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Cause he’s a stupid piece of shit.

Judge her by her size, do you?