Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Most Bengals fans probably think Marvin DID leave six or seven years ago.

Am I the only one that’d rather have that S-10 in the background, or something closer to its size?

The Oakland Black Panthers versus the Dallas Americans!

I think one team will wear red, white, and blue and stand at attention for the anthem while proclaiming how much they love America and the other team will be made up of communists who wipe their ass with the flag during the anthem

Meh... That’s an old saw. Not playing 24/7 from the age of 8 on isn’t what keeps US kids back.

there’s literally no way to fix this in america, and I don’t even know if I want it to be fixed. I value kids having normal childhoods more than I value seeing the US do well at the world cup

Am I the only one that thinks Womanizer is an odd name for a vibrator?

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Congratulations Alabama!

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

dude... Lithuania is nice... and their women... wow

Siberia is literally closer to LA than Lithuania is.

I’m betting Joe Buck told all his friends but Jim Nantz may have kept it to himself.

Nope, he was walking off when someone threw something at him and that is when he deviated from leaving the field.

gone too soon, Jason.

It appears that the Lakers are giving Lonzo $33M over 4yrs to do just that.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.