I am both frightened and aroused by straw woman. Yep, fearboner confirmed.

Makes me insane when people do that. Especially the hairy dudes with short sleeves and no personal hygiene.

Was hoping Craig would end his story with “Alright, alright, alright.”

POISON MEEEEEEEEAT!

Two-way mirror above the men’s urinals?

The joke being that “Australian for ‘quickie’” is a sexual encounter that isn’t really that quick. Like how “Australian for ‘great white shark’ is ‘guppy’” or “Australian for ‘giant arthropod that could eat your face’ is ‘spider.’”

They always ordered souvlaki, but always complained that it had a stick in it. The waitress would ask if they wanted it without the stick, but noooo, they wanted the stick in it so that they could send it back to the kitchen to have the stick removed (because they couldn’t do it themselves).