Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

“Basically a period of distance, calling in the support network for her friend, but ultimately keeping communication channels engaged for when the ex friend is ready to approach the situation again/apologize/etc.”

I find that when the other person breaks it off with me, it’s better to leave it until that person either apologizes and asks to repair the relationship.

Women are more biologically suited to care for young offspring, emotionally and physically. Especially in mammals...have you been reading those Texas science books??

It’s on Jezebel because someone had to report this magical story, and Rachel Corte is clearly doing the lord’s work right now.

Trans women aren’t men, so shouldn’t be a problem for your hypothetical teenage daughter.

And the other joke is they hired Ryan Reynolds to play a character that is basically already Ryan Reynolds.

Good fucking lord, dude. Mac isn’t exactly the second coming of Christ.

Nobody cares about Mac gaming. Except Blizzard.

Literally everyone you know [who has told you a dumb story from their teen years] has a dumb story from their teen years.

uh oh

react?

I’d say, so far, the best react reaction video has been Mega64's response.

That’s kind of like saying no one can REALLY be the first to solve a riddle, since someone came up with the solution first when they were making the riddle. You’re technically right, but the impressive thing is having someone else be the first to figure out how your mind was working when you came up with the solution.

Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

My cat will scratch at the bathroom door like she's trying to escape from imminent death but as soon as I let her in she turns around and walks away. It's just to show you who's really in charge.