It's not "you lost, get rid of the flag" it's "you fought to keep slavery legal, get rid of the flag".

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…

I don't want to get tangled into the debate, because it just makes me angry. So here's a quote by the late David Foster Wallace:

A lot of people use physical problems as analogies for mental problems, so I'll do the same for you. It's wonderful that even at your lowest this thought doesn't cross your mind. For a lot of people though, it's not something they can help. It's like asking why a person in a wheelchair isn't using the stairs when you…

Back in my college days (so my details are fuzzy) I was approached by a Bible-wielding old guy who said I should join his church because we are all sinners and have to pay for our sins. I gave him a slightly longer version of, "THAT is your elevator pitch?"

There was actually a method to do the 200 lightning strike dodge sidequest that made it very easy.

Here's a tip: if you're writing what amounts to fan fiction, but would still like to be taken seriously as an author, maybe don't make the first actual bit of content in your book (following the 9 pages of introduction) a scene where two of the main characters gasp and sensuously fondle each other's bare chests.

the whole thing is scored to some kind of Game of Thrones-type music. That's some next level cat video shit.

A lot, and I mean: A. LOT. of the male client's I had were all "Whooo bachelor time! Wait- I can't have the kid(s) on Friday nights that's when I'll be going out! Yeah, you take them, but I still get to take them camping in July!" They'd all try to joke with me (the only male legal assistant at my firm) "Women,…

For freelancers? Yes. For full time employment where you are a representative of a larger organization? LOLNO.

I sent this video to my boyfriend and he said "I used to do that". I'm not quite sure what to make of that either.

Hahaha one of my cat's gifts was a hand sewn fleece blanket perfectly sized to fit the chair he likes. One side has Tiggers all over it on blue and the other is bright pumpkin orange to "match him, honey, because you call him Tigger and he's orange!" Thanks Mom.

Take them to a consignment store, free money for you! Or donate them. :)

My friend got me these corgi socks and I don't think I've ever been more excited about socks in my life.

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

And that they're the same people who believe in welfare queens and that the social safety net is what wrong with America .

The men and even the women must find you enchanting and an absolute pleasure to be around, so much so that they cant even remember what the meeting is about.

Just great. There's gonna be a fire at an orphanage now when the local animal shelter was bringing puppies and kittens by.

Well, I am sorry to say I agree with "fit Mom". As soon as she opens her mouth we can all tell just how unhealthy her thoughts are. Luckily it was a remote interview and so her crazy did not spill out onto anyone else.