FFVI is an absolute treasure of a game so if you don't get a chance to play it there I full advise finding a way to play it through some other means. :-)

I'm crossing my fingers on the iOS re-release of FFVI. I've never played it and I'd happily pay for it if they don't louse it up.

I totally shared this picture of Adam w/ my grandma during our weekly watching The Voice night last season... she needed me to turn on the fan.

Huh. My brain is revolted but it seems that my genitals now support this choice 100%.

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I'm glad you said it was hilarious, because when I first saw it I was laughing my ass off, then I felt bad.

I watched four or five episodes and loved the concept so much, but it never got above mediocre in terms of writing and acting so I eventually bailed. It is a shame though, it had so much potential.

My kitty has always been more of a bag girl, than a box girl. Also, this is my favourite kind of Jezebel discussion

AW, my husband and I have had to announce when we've fed our cats, or they'll try the same con!

One of my moron employees was telling me that anyone who can't reproduce isn't living. Like, isn't a living being. He was using it as some way to tell me homosexuality is a genetic disease (yeah), and then I flipped out about my reproductive illness and how he needs to figure out what life is before deciding who is…

That is a GREAT shot. It's so hard to get a really good photo of a black cat! My black girl has eyes that glow like that in her inky fur, too, but I can almost never snap her with them open. She loves the attention, when I turn the camera on her, and it makes her go all squinchy-eyed with the happy!

My IUDs have kept me from having periods for almost a decade. IT'S FUCKING BLISS. Yet every now and then some chick will chastise me for "interfering with nature" or question how I "really feel like a woman" if I don't bleed on the regular.

But the question remains: where the fuck would one wear a menstruating vagina shirt?

This has everything to do with the gaming community, just look at the comments from OUR fellow gamers siding with the comedian. "He's not a woman, he can fuck off if he wants to be called that," or "I don't care what he/she/it says, I'll call it whatever I want," or "Gender is whatever I say it is."

The comedian's…

So I did go look and first of all, she pretty damn ripped. Fat just doesn't even make sense there. But I feel a little gross now because when I typed "Mallory Hagan" into google the third search suggestion was "weight". Seriously? Who the fuck cares what she weighs?

Quick! Someone make a joke about Axe Body Spray near a lit cigarette! Because it's not like these are actual people who just lost their businesses/homes less than a year ago! They are MTV caricatures, the lot of them! And if you have extra time, be sure to throw in a zinger about Chris Christie mourning the ice cream…

Well, and not that "fat" is ok as an insult ever, but also by what possible objective standard is she fat? It sounds like "fat" is being used here to mean "not as skinny as the speaker thinks she herself is" which is supposed to be meaningful somehow. Broader bone structure does not equal fat! And the fact that she…

That's the thing. Even if someone is as slender as she can be (and still healthy), not everyone is going to be a size 4. I had, at one time, aspired to be a size 6 until I realized that my pelvis is a size 8. To be a 6, I'd have to have bone removed. I'm sure someone's working to perfect that procedure as we speak.

Some people are just weird about not respecting personal boundaries.

I'm not suffering *at all*. Steam has converted me from a full-time pirate to a happy paying customer. I can play offline, I get all updates automatically, I can pay the price of a pack of cigarettes for great games, I can share screenshots with my friends by pressing a single button, I can join games my friends are…