Sex with Lucas was so good WE NAMED IT!

I love Golden girls and I will fight anyone who doesn’t, because IT’S SUCH A GREAT SHOW.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who was side eyeing my tv like WHOA last night. Getting cheated on is sad, but Shannon either needs to get over it or move on— when your kids are well aware of the tension (and verbalizing it), you are causing more problems than you’re solving. The whining about dinner was absurd as that…

I often wonder when watching them what they ever saw in each other. If it was ever different than it is now.

And it was in front of her tween/teenage daughters too. Like, on how many levels are you trying to fuck up your kids?

When Shannon started complaining about the fat and the sugar I said out loud to my computer “shut UP Shannon!” And I really like her and, of course, feel terrible for what she’s going through.

Dear dining public:

Me waiting for Jez’s response when I saw Andy Assclown had done this:

I never thought it was good...it was just...tradition? Kind of like egg nog.

Ha, ha. That would have been, well, interesting and a huge fine.

This literally never gets old. However, the one with Biden is even better.

What are we going to do with all that extra SPENDING POWER?!

I’m really not getting this new Grindr promo campaign.

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

Did you know that Aviva and her husband hotfooted it over to that train-wreck Marriage Boot Camp 2 seconds after RHONY? I expect Shannon and David from the OC to show up there next.

Someone do an Onyx Box review soon. Please? o.o