The joke’s on CBS, Emma Stone won’t be any cheaper.

Why oh why did you cast him in a critical role JK Rowling, a role that will last over a decade...

“You’re trying to make this look like Attorney General Sessions is doing something sinister because he forgot that he’d had one extra conversation with the Russian ambassador.”

Okay, it’s clear that we have been raised with entirely different morals and standards. Feel free to stan for the street brawler.

I think you know what you get with Kenya. Her digs on people aren’t THAT mean. Even the stuff she said about Sheree’s house are things Sheree could’ve brushed off if she would’ve kept her cool. She really only gets nasty when other people get nasty. And even then - like when Marlo went after her over her relationship…

WHAT?? Porsha “Mike Tyson” Williams, the woman who will throw up fists and give someone a beat-down at the drop of a hat isn’t a mean person? Porsha who shaded all of the women for their age the entire show, who insinuated that her ex husband was gay to promote rumors about him, who punched a woman clean out at last…

I maintain[ed] that Porsha is not a mean person

HA! I love her too...even though I know she is unhinged. I have a soft spot for her.

I love Kenya. I can’t even really explain why, but I do. Her phone conversation in part four (“I don’t have time for that. Not today, not next week. Not next Wednesday at 3, not even Friday at 1.”) may be my favorite thing ever said on the show.

WHY ISN’T THIS BEING TALKED ABOUT HERE:

Well this is also unrelated to hell but it makes me laugh and that cat gif reminded me of it:

What? Is this your first Real Housewives episode ever? BH: The Agency, Pump/Villa Blanca/SUR; NY: SkinnyGirl, eBoost, Pop of Color, TrUE ReNeWal/True Faith; OC: Cut Fitness, Coto Insurance, whatever the Bellinos were peddling that week, etc.

“Blings out her Off can” extra?

I cannot wait for the reunion when Andy asks Porsha what’s wrong with being gay or bisexual.

100% with Kandi on this. She is very open about sex and her sex life and, as she noted, “even owns a toy company”. She has no shame about it b/c she knows there is nothing to be ashamed about. What purpose would lying about specific details do for her? She would literally be the first person to say, yeah, “Shamea and…

Hear me out... Rosie O’Donnell in a bad suit, a bad wig, and “I just turned into a zombie” makeup.

Get the guy who plays Healy on OITNB.

Ron White in zombie make-up.

No, no — John Goodman. He can project that kind of sloe-eyed malevolence!