“...some super obvious fucked up capitalist scheme...”

While you're technically correct, describing a 2011 model that didn't hit showrooms until mid-2010 as being from 2009 is misleading. No normal car person talks in those terms, so it sounds like you've got a vendetta against FCA and are exaggerating, you got lazy and glossed over the research and now you're doubling…

COVID 19, the excuse to go ahead with every control freak’s social engineering idea! No wonder some people think it is a plandemic when it is being used to justify all sorts of social engineering. Including hatred of the private passenger automobile.

“Eat shit. Production design introduced in 2009.”

You get called out for being wrong and instead of an intelligent argument, you write back with such grace and dignity. How are you still employed? You really think responses like this help gain jalopnik more readers or fans? Grow up

You’re such an adult.

Long design lifespans are excellent and here’s why.

It was unveiled at the 2009 NYIAS, so maybe he’s going on that?

Basically came to comment with the first half of this. The current Grand Cherokee was introduced in 2010 as a 2011 model. Not a huge difference, but tacking on an extra 20% to the WK’s lifespan isn’t exactly... accurate.

the Slant 6 may want a word with you..

SO different! that was what made car buying so fun! You’d go to the showroom with your parents and sit in all of the cars and play with the dashboard controls while your parents talk to the dealer.

Yaaay authority posturing.

At any point did you consider simply tidying up by picking up the random car parts you have laying around under trees (I mean, really?) and parking your collection of junkyard vehicles in an orderly fashion? If you didn’t keep the property looking so awful and disheveled you might not be having to clean all of these…

At some point in the last 3-4 years, everyone decided that the best internet memes are the most pointless ones that make the least sense. I’m 25, and I don’t get it either.

“No one wants to fly so we’re not offering as many flights” actually makes perfect sense if you don’t have a political axe to grind.

I do quite like my 2015 Grand Cherokee Overland, whose platform was quite possibly one of the last DaimlerChrysler collaborations, meaning that it has some Mercedes-Benz DNA.

How come no mention of the police being run over during this? Does it not fit your narrative?


Also, how many of these cars were being beaten on by protesters before they decided to flea for their lives? Again, something left off because it doesn’t fit your one sided narrative. 2 sides to the story but lets only report…

Good luck with your crusade and zero regard for anything that doesn’t fit.

100% reappraise your outlook Erin.