The head of Cadillac was the clear choice to move up, as that is the segment of GM everyone references based on its clarity of vision and strong market identity.

lol. no. 

FUCK Jalopnik readers who defend asshole mobs who attempt to drag people from their cars.

Seriously, FUCK Jalopnik readers who defend these assholes

When a police officer detains you against your will without charges, you sue his department under the 4th Amendment to the US Constitution and you get paid.

GODZILLA!

4th gear: History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.

You get a call five minutes after reading The Morning Shift. It’s someone with a British accent you can’t understand because they’re also crying, and they tell you that you are now in charge of Jaguar Land Rover. What should you do?

I’m in agreeance with the Yukon. Comfy, big, parts are cheap and easy to come by in the event of an issue. Plus fuel economy is alright.

I don’t understand why I have to keep reiterating this. They work, they just flash in a color that the poors can’t perceive. 

Reduced headcount runs counter to the union goal of 3 people doing the job of 1.

GM loves safety and its workers. But does it love them more than it loves making fat profits off of GMC Yukons? We will see.

It qualifies for antique plates where I live. I consider this model the be “peak F-150", and I am not the only one. 

“We will get a better return on a press release saying that we won’t advertise than we would by actually advertising. Virtue signalling is so hot right now.”

5th Gear: “Yes, it’s morals! It has nothing whatsoever to do with declining ad performance, Facebook’s attempts to set up a protection racket on organic traffic, the Fair Housing Act shitshow, or the fact that their vaunted algorithm is so fucking dumb the company has been passing off basic demographic marketing as…

3rd Gear: .....but wait there's more!!!!! After your $5,000 deposit, you'll get a autographed  photo by Nikola CEO himself, laughing all the way to bank, while you collect lint in your pocket! HURRY! while supplies last....

3rd gear, $5k for a reservation on a truck that who knows when or if it will ever be built!?! Wow. As soon as I get my Elio reservation money refunded I’ll direct that over to Nikola right away.  

Hey, racism is ok as long as it’s against people I don’t like, right?

“But I’m not the target market!”, you are not even the target Writer in this case. Please move over to one of the other non car related tabs at the top. I honestly hope you were joking when you were trying to determine what TRX phonetically speaking means when put up against a Raptor only the T-Rex has the history of…

“So the current “explanation” going around my racist family is that it was the pull handle for the garage.”