tpots24

6/19/19

came late and “at weird times.”

6/19/19

You are just embarrassed that your humorlessness is being mocked, you poor stuffed shirt. Now go shake your fist and tell kids to git offa yer dang lawn.

6/19/19

The risk is higher now than it’s ever been, as evidenced by all the recent injuries. Modern ballparks have less foul territory than previous ballparks, putting fans closer to the plate. Pitchers are throwing faster than ever before resulting in faster exit velocities on line drives down the lines. And even if you take…

6/18/19

This is why.

6/18/19

Why are you only concerned about mortality rate?

6/18/19

Boaty McBoatface is good actually

6/18/19

“revealed no further neurological damage.”

6/18/19

What's really infuriating for the rest of the Nationals pitching staff is they don't have anybody to retaliate against.

6/18/19

I’m not saying Machado’s tantrum wasn’t out of line. Fuck him. I’m just calling out the “with absolutely no regard for anyone’s safety” bit. He specifically threw it at a place no one was. Machado’s an asshole who has clearly attempted to injure opponents in the past, but that doesn’t mean he was doing it here.

6/18/19

Thanks, unbiased Padres fan.

6/18/19

Manny Machado received a one game suspension for contact with an umpire over balls and strikes and VIOLENTLY throwing his bat against the backstop [, an unoccupied wall of netting and padding specifically designed to safely absorb and neutralize the impact of flying bats and balls,] with absolutely no regard for…

6/18/19

and once again I’m faced with yet another example that does not disprove my hypothesis: I have never seen anyone of intelligence capitalize a random word in a sentence on twitter.

6/18/19

enough hashtags, let’s see some rad tags

6/18/19

You’re a remarkable idiot

6/18/19

I’m on your side. This Gabe Froboznik guy should be chucked into the ocean, only to be rescued by Boaty McBoatface, thus putting him forever in the submersible’s debt.

6/18/19

You said a lot of things

6/18/19

I hope the discount was worth....

6/18/19

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

6/18/19

You’re drunk at a random bar in Anywhere, USA. What’s the most interesting thing you find in the bar bathroom?

6/18/19

Police had previously released the following sketch of the suspect: