Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

Finger,nails on the chalk,boards of my e,yes,  

You, are not alone, in that sentiment.

I’m offended, by, the commas.

And in return, I’d just like to say slut, abortion, masturbation!

“Females" in any context outside the scientific is the biggest of red flags.

You expect me to believe a college football coach would behave like this? Pshaw!

- Has a $30-40k truck.

Yes, as I recall, Bernie Sanders was in fact the progressive visionary behind Hillarycare! And remember when he won the 2016 primaries?!?

I'm no apologist for the guy, but it seems wildly unlikely he's smirking about the damage he did. Hockey is violent, that the face of a pest that has been threatened, or reproached. We've all played against guys that make that face when you tell them you're gonna beat their ass. It's infuriating, and effective.…

I know the general sentiment here is to be anti-captalist, anti-owner, anti-rich. 85% of the time I’m sympathetic. But this is a cold take. First he was a replacement caddy, Kuchar is under no obligation to pay him 10%. Then he offered 15k, a very very reasonable response. And even in the end, he got more than agreed…

I wish my kids looked at me the way Thomas's does after being out of work for 11 months

Shut up, liar.

I’m a poutpout fish, with a poutpout face, I bring the dreary wearies all over the place. 

Yeah Fred, you might wanna check the name of the team :)

In addition to owning the Browns, Haslam is the CEO of a company called Pilot Flying J’s, which runs truck stops or something.

a cool thing kinja sites are doing now is snapping back to the top of the page after i’ve scrolled down to the portion i wish to actually read. very helpful

Re: hard boiled eggs

I actually past an art class in community college back in the day

...but let’s speculate anyways!