So Nos. 5 & 6 aren’t woke, right? This blog should just be titled The Four Kinds of Woke White People Plus Two Other Kinds of White People.

One thing that must be said about the pizza at Pizza Ranch: it’s bad

Finally, thank you. Teams being cheap is the result of the players agreeing to let them do that. The MLBPA has let them down, and it doesn’t seem like it’s doing much to help but we’ll see.

a full-scale boudoir shoot starring an unapologetically black, big, beautiful woman in a media outlet typically reserved for white women with Barbie-like proportions

Lots of jobs are hard and thankless, but that doesn’t mean we should be doing their work for them.

De Blasio, surrounded by aides, security guards, and a moving gaggle of camerapersons and reporters, swipes himself into the Franklin Ave station

given that principal owner John Middleton perhaps unwisely admitted the team’s willingness to spend “stupid” money

it is wanting to share an experience

She doesn’t seem to be that funny, so who cares?

I know it was grainy footage without any audio, but that looked pretty harmless. Refs always seem to get really upset at people calling them out.

Neither the club nor the league will say what Manziel did, or even what he was not allowed to do when he signed.

He is just waiting for the kid to learn a lesson on his own! That’s a good thing. The kid did something dumb and instead of stepping in and protecting him, he turned it into a learning moment.

You sound like a fucking prick.

You’re right about that. I don’t live near Boston, but most of the national sports media that I followed praised the Red Sox all season long.

You have been a big pile of dumb shit for 3 weeks now.

in order to rig his MLB service time and extend team control for as long as possible

declined to give more detailed information about her housing community or its name

with Cook Out being the primary reason

So is deadspin required to post a blog about this topic at least once a day? Twice? I’m no fan of the patriots, but damn you guys seem obsessed with this guy’s junk.

man, deadspin is really milking this story. you pervs