You should also include all the useless headlines deadspin has farted out on the subject.

And here I am, Poor Paul, with nothing to show except some lame comments on deadspin.

I had to google it because I thought he had already died.

A 5-star settled going to USC? You know we’re talking about Southern Cal, not South Carolina, right? Regardless of the current state of the program, it’s still USC.

You literally said:

Damn dude, chill. All this aggression because someone disagreed with you being so speculative. You know what happens when you assume...

My friend is getting married in Australia this March, so trump needs to figure this shit out because I’m not missing out.

Kliff had to buy out his own contract.

Getting into USC is a step up for a prospect too, don’t act like he settled for going there. Also, he may have to sit out 2019, but he will be a true freshman, so chances are he wouldn’t have played much anyway.

I’m not going to speculate because it’s nobody’s business why

Who’s to say, but does it really matter? Comments like these are always really disgusting. We don’t need to speculate about her personal life, family decisions, fertility, health, or other factors that go into a decision like hers. She didn’t share and that was her choice.

So is he taking all of these hyper-masculine roles to distract from the persistent rumors about his sexuality? Or does he just really want to be some sort of mob boss?

I love it when you guys do blogs about special needs folks. Carr, Kellerman, Smith, White, and you even mention one of the Mikes! Definitely a feel good story.

I’m a fan of neither team, but I like the move by his family.

In a city of 8 million and a region of over 20 million, only averaging 10,000 is pathetic.

Did she freak out, yell at it, and make a big scene again?

The main reason not to call the same play twice in a row is because the situation has changed. Second and 10 is different than first and 10, third and 5 is different than second and 5. What the offense needs changes, the likelihood of it succeeding changes.

Sunday’s are already cheaper for wedding bookings, but maybe a catering company would charge more.

So all those old people in the newspaper obituary section are famous? That’s surprising.

People who have strong feelings like this about Halls of Fame are always fascinating to me.